Friday, August 31, 2018

Top 20 Films of Summer 2018

Top 20 Films of Summer 2018

1.     BlacKkKlansman
2.     Hereditary
3.     Incredibles 2
4.     Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
5.     Mission: Impossible: Fallout
6.     Crazy Rich Asians
7.     Upgrade
8.     Tully
9.     Avengers: Infinity War
10.  Deadpool 2
11.  Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
12.  Ant-Man and the Wasp
13.  Sorry to Bother You
14.  Christopher Robin
15.  Alpha
16.  Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
17.  Ocean’s 8
18.  Sicario: Day of the Soldado
19.  Solo: A Star Wars Story
20.  Adrift
 Honorable Mentions: The Spy Who Dumped Me, The First Purge, The Meg, Skyscraper, Unfriended: Dark Web, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, The Equalizer 2

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Crazy Rich Asians review

CRAZY RICH ASIANS:
A SWEET BUT ALSO VERY FUNNY ROM-COM WITH PRODUCTION DESIGN JUST AS DAZZLING AS ITS STAR-STUDDED CAST!
By Nico Beland
Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4
WARNER BROS. PICTURES
Constance Wu and Henry Golding in Crazy Rich Asians

            What do you get when you take Fifty Shades of Grey, replace most of the characters with Asians, and make it intentionally funny and a “Good” romance? Crazy Rich Asians, based on the book by Kevin Kwan and directed by John M. Chu (Step Up, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Now You See Me 2).
            After Chu previously destroyed the reputation of a beloved 80s cartoon and made a horrible depiction of millennials with 2015’s disaster, Jem and the Holograms, I lost some respect for him as a filmmaker. I thought Now You See Me 2 was a decent movie but it wasn’t anything great and I recall saying in my review of the film that he would need to make an incredible movie with “Thought” and “Effort” for me to forgive him for Jem.
            Well, this is that movie, I had low expectations at first, but not because Chu was directing or anything like that. But to me the trailers and ads made it look like your average romantic comedy that’s all glamor with little substance.
            I was wrong, this is a really funny and heartwarming movie with a talented cast, gorgeous scenery, and a smart, witty script that even manages to throw in some dark humor once in a while but never feels forced or out of place. That’s twice this year a romantic comedy surpassed my expectations and ended up being one of the best films I’ve seen all year, first Love, Simon and now this.
            The film follows native New Yorker, Rachel Chu (Constance Wu-EastSiders, Children’s Hospital, Fresh Off the Boat) as she accompanies her longtime boyfriend, Nick Young (Henry Golding-The 8TV Quickie, The Travel Show, A Simple Favor) on a trip to Singapore for his best friend’s wedding. Little does she know that Nick is actually a member of one of the wealthiest families in the country and he has neglected to mention it.
            Being with Nick unknowingly puts a target on Rachel by jealous socialites and worse, his own disapproving mother, Eleanor (Michelle Yeoh-Tomorrow Never Dies, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Reign of Assassins) taking aim at this mysterious outsider. Rachel must do everything she can to prove to this family that she is worthy of Nick’s love because while money can’t buy love, it can definitely complicate it.
            The film also stars Gemma Chan (Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Humans, Captain Marvel) as Astrid Leong-Teo, Lisa Lu (The Arch, The Postmodern Life of My Aunt, 2012) as Shang Su Yi, rapper, Awkwafina (Girl Code, Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, Ocean’s 8) as Goh Peik Lin, Harry Shum Jr. (Step Up 2 and 3, Glee, Shadowhunters) as Charlie Wu, Ken Jeong (Community, The Hangover trilogy, Transformers: Dark of the Moon) as Goh Wye Mun, Sonoya Mizuno (Ex-Machina, La La Land, Annihilation) as Araminta Lee, Chris Pang (Tomorrow, When the War Began, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny, Marco Polo) as Colin Khoo, Jimmy O. Yang (Silicon Valley, Life of the Party, The Happytime Murders) as Bernard Tai, Ronny Chieng (Legally Brown, The Daily Show, Ronny Chieng: International Student) as Eddie Chang, Remy Hii (Better Man, Neighbours, Marco Polo) as Alistair Chang, Nico Santos (Go-Go Boy Interrupted, 2 Broke Girls, Superstore) as Oliver T’sien, Jing Lusi (Holby City, 4000 Miles, Stan Lee’s Lucky Man) as Amanda “Mandy” Ling, Carmen Soo (Gorgeous, Dead Mine, Ghost Child) as Francesca, Pierre Png (Forever Fever, Chicken Rice War, The Eye (2002)) as Michael Teo, Fiona Xie (One Leg Kicking, Rule No. 1, Maggi & Me) as Kitty Pong, Janice Koh (Fighting Spiders, The Pupil, Mister John) as Felicity Young-Leong, Tan Kheng Hua (Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd, Cages, Marco Polo) as Kerry Chu, Selena Tan (Rogue Trader, Under One Roof, Just Follow Law) as Alexandra “Alex” Young-Cheng, and Kris Aquino (Mano Po, My Little Bossings, Etiquette for Mistresses) Princess Intan.
            Overall, Crazy Rich Asians delivers exactly what I look for in a “Feel Good” movie, a smart, funny, and touching romance that never goes stale with an engaging cast keeping me invested and beautiful production design that’s almost otherworldly. It’s also worth noting that the film is the Asian equivalent of Black Panther as it marks the first movie set in a modern setting to be released by a major Hollywood studio that features a mostly Asian cast since The Joy Luck Club in 1993.
            The acting is superb and believable in every moment, nobody forces their performances or puts little effort in them. Everyone feels authentic in their roles and despite some characters being pushed to the side and forgotten about, they all have distinct personalities and make an impression.
            The role who stands out the most to me is Michelle Yeoh as Eleanor, she manages to blur the line between a loving mother to cold bitterness. Yeoh sells every moment whenever she’s on-screen and it’s some of her best acting since Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
            I wouldn’t say Crazy Rich Asians is a perfect movie, don’t get me wrong, I loved it, but I have a few gripes regarding the script. As mentioned before, some of the side characters are pushed to the side and forgotten about, I’m not sure if the book has the same problem but when certain characters reappeared I had to remind myself that they were in the movie.
            The other nitpick the misunderstanding cliché at the end of the second act, granted I’ve seen other films that had worse uses of this cliché, but it does go on a little long and you can already guess how it will end. With that said it doesn’t ruin the movie in any way and it leads to one of the funniest marriage proposals since Ryan Reynolds with his Ring Pop and bare bum from Deadpool.

            After Fifty Shades Freed, Book Club, and Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again plagued the date movie market, Crazy Rich Asians is a breath of fresh air and definitely worth taking that special someone to. It treats its audience intelligently and men shouldn’t worry about not enjoying the movie, chances are you’ll have just as much fun as the ladies.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

The Happytime Murders review

THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS:
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE MEETS SAUSAGE PARTY, MINUS THE LAUGHS!
By Nico Beland
Movie Review: * ½ out of 4
STX FILMS
Melissa McCarthy and Phil Phillips in The Happytime Murders

            I remembered back in 2016 when I first saw the trailer for the R-rated animated comedy, Sausage Party and despite being drawn in by its odd-looking premise, I thought it would just be another raunchy comedy relying on nothing but shock humor. But after seeing the movie it completely surpassed my expectations and was a surprisingly clever allegory to racism and cultural awareness, coming from a movie featuring a foul-mouthed, pot smoking sausage voiced by Seth Rogen.
            Besides talking sausages and food mascots, there’s been several other films revolving around racism and discrimination without actually using race, most notably movies like Who framed Roger Rabbit, the X-Men franchise, and District 9. Now director and puppeteer, Brian Henson (The Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, Muppets Tonight), the son of the legendary, Jim Henson, attempts to do the exact same thing with humans and puppets in the buddy-cop black comedy, The Happytime Murders.
            Again, puppet cops are not an original concept, sorry Henson but South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone already beat you to it with Team America: World Police in 2004. Nevertheless, I was still interested in seeing it when I saw the trailers and as far as I know this marks the Jim Henson Company’s first venture into adult-oriented material, could be good or it could be terrible.
            Sadly, it’s the latter and aside from a few laughs the movie wastes its interesting premise in favor of an overabundance of cheap gross-out humor and a desperate urge to flaunt its R rating. Yes, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police, and Sausage Party had a lot of nasty and vulgar material, but they weren’t throwing it at the screen every chance it got, they still established their environments, characters, story, and laughs first.
            Here it feels like the writers had a clever concept and characters down but had a hard time writing jokes, so they decided to give up and go straight for the American Pie style gross-out and shock humor. And I wouldn’t mind that if it was funny, but it isn’t.
            Set in a world where puppets coexist with humans, the film follows two clashing detectives in Los Angeles, Detective Connie Edwards (Melissa McCarthy-Bridesmaids, The Heat, Spy) and ex-cop turned private investigator, Phil Phillips (voice and puppetry by Bill Barretta-Muppet Treasure Island, Muppets from Space, The Muppets (2011)) being forced to work together to solve a case involving the murders of the former cast of a beloved puppet television show known as The Happytime Gang. These two bitter detectives must put aside whatever feuds they had with each other, find the culprit behind these gruesome murders of puppets, and bring him/her to justice in a society where puppets are discriminated against by humans, it’s like a realistic depiction of Sesame Street (Boy that’s a cold blow).
            The film also stars Maya Rudolph (Saturday Night Live, Bridesmaids, Sisters) as Phil’s secretary, Bubbles, Joel McHale (The Soup, Community, Ted) as “F*ckin’ Big Idiot”, Agent Campbell, Elizabeth Banks (Spider-Man trilogy, The Hunger Games franchise, Pitch Perfect trilogy) as burlesque dancer, Jenny, Leslie David Baker (The Office) as Lieutenant Banning, Kevin Clash (Sesame Street, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey) as Lyle, Drew Massey (Greg the Bunny, Muppets Tonight, Crank Yankers) as Goofer, newcomer, Dorien Davies as Sandra, Alice Dinnean (Sesame Street, The Puzzle Place, Bear in the Big Blue House) and Donna Kimball as puppet prostitutes, Sheila and Diane AKA the Rotten Cotten Girls, Henson as Crab, Alan Trautman (Dinosaurs, Muppets Tonight, The Adventures of Timmy the Tooth) as Octopus, and Victor Yerrid (Crank Yankers, Robot Chicken, Greg the Bunny) as Phil’s older brother, Larry Shenanigans Phillips.
            Overall, The Happytime Murders is an interesting idea with a lot of comedic potential completely wasted for cheap gags and this bitter mean-spirited tone all throughout the film. Sometimes it can pay off like with Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, and Sausage Party as mentioned before where a lot of it relies on crude and raunchy humor, vulgar material, and dark comedy but they were done with a lot of thought and understanding of how to execute this absurd content properly.
            Long before Trey Parker and Matt Stone made Team America: World Police they had a lot of experience in adult entertainment with South Park, Orgazmo, and Cannibal: The Musical. They knew how to take these raunchy, mean spirited themes and give them a comedic edge, I appreciate what Henson was trying to do with this movie but he’s kind of a newcomer when it comes to this kind of material, not to mention he doesn’t have any other existing adult-oriented movies or shows to compare it to.
            The humor suffers from the same problem as modern Family Guy episodes where the story and characters take a backseat for cheap gags and jokes that offend just for the hell of it without generating many laughs. Hopefully Brian Henson and his crew will be able to take better notes for a future adult puppet project because there is potential in The Happytime Murders’ story for both comedy and allegories for realistic themes.
            It isn’t one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, but with a fascinatingly odd concept like this being wasted for its low-brow humor that only the lowest common denominator would find complete enjoyment of is a huge disappointment. I love Jim Henson, I love the Muppets, and I love risqué humor if it’s done right, but man, what a rocky start for R-rated Muppet projects?

            Unless you’re high and drunk at the same time 24/7, I’d recommend skipping it, but if you do decide to see it, leave the kids at home. In fact, any parent who decides to bring their little kids to this movie should be arrested for child abuse.