TIM BURTON MINI-REVIEW COMPILATION!
By Nico Beland
A compilation of short reviews of every single film either directed or produced by Tim Burton this Halloween to commemorate 20 years of me being a fan of his work.
PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
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Mixing Paul Reubens (Batman Returns, Blow, Tron: Uprising)’ delightfully childish performance as the title character with Tim Burton’s visually quirky direction without shying away from some dark moments make Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure a beloved comedy classic and a solid start for an ambitious and influential filmmaker!
The film also stars Elizabeth “E.G.” Daily (Rugrats, The Powerpuff Girls, ChalkZone), Mark Holton (Teen Wolffranchise, Gacy, Leprechaun Returns), and Diane Salinger (Ghost World, Carnivàle, Salem).
BEETLEJUICE:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
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Beetlejuice embraces Tim Burton’s dark visual style with an outrageous and memorable Michael Keaton (Batman 1 and 2, Birdman, Spider-Man: Homecoming) performance resulting in a horror-comedy that’s impossible not to scream with laughter at!
The film also stars Alec Baldwin (The Hunt for Red October, The Aviator, Mission: Impossible franchise), Geena Davis (The Fly (1986), Stuart Little 1 and 2, Fairyland), Winona Ryder (Edward Scissorhands, Little Women (1994), Frankenweenie), Jeffrey Jones (Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Dr. Dolittle 2), and Catherine O’Hara (Home Alone 1 and 2,The Nightmare Before Christmas, Monster House).
BATMAN:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
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With Michael Keaton’s iconic portrayal of the Dark Knight, a scene-stealing Jack Nicholson (The Shining, A Few Good Men, Anger Management), phenomenal Danny Elfman music, and a story that embraces the dark tone and themes of the comics, Tim Burton crafts one of the Caped Crusader’s finest cinematic outings with his version of Batman!
The film also stars Kim Basinger (L.A. Confidential, 8 Mile, The Nice Guys), Robert Wuhl (Good Morning, Vietnam, Bull Durham, Saturday Night), Pat Hingle (The Gauntlet, Sudden Impact, Muppets From Space), Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars franchise, Fanboys, The Lego Batman Movie), Michael Gough (Top Secret!, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride), and Jack Palance (Shane, Young Guns, City Slickers).
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
20TH CENTURY FOX (20TH CENTURY STUDIOS)
Johnny Depp (Ed Wood, Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Once Upon a Time in Mexico)’s endearing performance as the title character, Danny Elfman’s whimsical music score, and Tim Burton’s blend of Frankenstein monster stories with a modern day fairy tale make Edward Scissorhands one of the director’s best works with magic that still resonates years later!
The film also stars Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest (Parenthood, Practical Magic, Rabbit Hole), Anthony Michael Hall (National Lampoon’s Vacation, Foxcatcher, Halloween Kills), Kathy Baker (Cold Mountain, 13 Going on 30, The Age of Adaline), Vincent Price (House of Wax, The Great Mouse Detective, Vincent), and Alan Arkin (Gattaca, Little Miss Sunshine, Argo).
BATMAN RETURNS:
Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4
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It’s not as triumphant and more uneven than its predecessor, but Batman Returns is still a visually dazzling and unapologetically dark second adventure with the Caped Crusader that fully captures Tim Burton’s bizarre directing style!
The film stars Michael Keaton, Michael Gough, and Pat Hingle reprising their roles, Danny DeVito (Matilda, Mars Attacks!, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Michelle Pfeiffer (The Witches of Eastwick, Stardust, Ant-Man 2 and 3), Christopher Walken (Pulp Fiction, The Rundown, The Jungle Book (2016)), and Michael Murphy (Magnolia, X-Men 3: The Last Stand, White House Down).
ED WOOD:
Movie Review: **** out of 4 (5 stars on my Letterboxd)
TOUCHSTONE PICTURES (DISNEY)
With a very charismatic Johnny Depp in the lead, a brilliant Martin Landau (Cleopatra, Tucker: The Man of His Dream, 9) as Bela Lugosi, and clear love for the titular filmmaker’s work, Tim Burton’s love letter to Ed Wood is not only arguably the director’s best movie, but an absolute requirement for anyone interested in filmmaking!
The film also stars Sarah Jessica Parker (Hocus Pocus, Mars Attacks!, Sex and the City), Patricia Arquette (Medium, Boardwalk Empire, Severance), and Bill Murray (Ghostbusters franchise, Groundhog Day, Lost in Translation).
MARS ATTACKS!:
Movie Review: *** out of 4
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Tim Burton’s star-studded, narratively uneven, and downright strange homage to B-Movie alien invasion films, but I won’t lie and say I don’t find Mars Attacks! funny in its bizarreness!
The film stars Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close (The Natural, 101/102 Dalmatians, Guardians of the Galaxy), Annette Bening (Bugsy, American Beauty, Nyad), Pierce Brosnan (Mrs. Doubtfire, James Bond franchise, The Tailor of Panama), Danny DeVito, Martin Short (Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause), Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox (Back to the Future trilogy, Stuart Little 1 and 2, Atlantis: The Lost Empire), Rod Steiger (Oklahoma!, Doctor Zhivago, The Amityville Horror), Lukas Haas (Brick, Inception, The Revenant), Natalie Portman (Star Wars franchise, Black Swan, Thor franchise), Jim Brown (He Got Game, Any Given Sunday, Draft Day), Lisa Marie (Sleepy Hollow, Planet of the Apes (2001), The Lords of Salem), Sylvia Sidney (Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams, An Early Frost, Beetlejuice), Jack Black (School of Rock, King Kong (2005), Jumanji 2 and 3),…oh, and Tom Jones.
SLEEPY HOLLOW:
Movie Review: *** out of 4
PARAMOUNT PICTURES
Tim Burton’s retelling of Washington Irving’s Sleepy Hollow is as beautifully gothic and darkly comical as you would expect and a gleefully bloody nod to Hammer horror though the film’s tone is all over the place!
The film stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci (The Addams Family 1 and 2, Casper, Monster), Miranda Richardson (Damage, Chicken Run 1 and 2, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), Michael Gambon (The Insider, Gosford Park, Harry Potter franchise), Casper Van Dien (Starship Troopers franchise), Jeffrey Jones, Michael Gough, Lisa Marie, and Christopher Walken.
PLANET OF THE APES:
Movie Review: ** out of 4
20TH CENTURY FOX (20TH CENTURY STUDIOS)
Despite incredible makeup effects, Tim Burton’s reimagining of Planet of the Apes is an awkward, special effects-driven blockbuster that fails to live up to the classic original!
The film stars Mark Wahlberg (The Departed, The Fighter, Lone Survivor), Tim Roth (Rob Roy, The Incredible Hulk, The Hateful Eight), Helena Bonham Carter (Corpse Bride, Harry Potter franchise, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street), Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile, Daredevil, The Island), Kris Kristofferson (Big Top Pee-Wee, Blade trilogy, Dolphin Tale 1 and 2), Estella Warren (Perfume, Driven, Kangaroo Jack), Lisa Marie, and Paul Giamatti (Sideways, Straight Outta Compton, The Holdovers).
BIG FISH:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
COLUMBIA PICTURES
Filled with stunning visuals, imagination, and an incredibly touching story, Big Fish is a magical modern day fantasy that stands among Tim Burton’s best work!
The film stars Ewan McGregor (Star Wars franchise, Doctor Sleep, Birds of Prey), Albert Finney (Erin Brockovich, The Bourne Ultimatum, Skyfall), Billy Crudup (Princess Mononoke, Almost Famous, Watchmen), Jessica Lange (King Kong(1976), Tootsie, The Gambler), Helena Bonham Carter, Alison Lohman (Matchstick Men, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Drag Me to Hell), Robert Guillaume (The Lion King), Marion Cotillard (Public Enemies, Inception, The Dark Knight Rises), Steve Buscemi (Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Spy Kids 2 and 3), and Danny DeVito.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY:
Movie Review: *** out of 4
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Johnny Depp’s performance is hit or miss as Willy Wonka and the film itself is divisive amongst fans of the 1971 original, nevertheless, Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a visually dazzling feast for the eyes and closer to its source material!
The film also stars Freddie Highmore (Finding Neverland, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Bates Motel), David Kelly (Into the West, The Matchmaker, Laws of Attraction), Helena Bonham Carter, Noah Taylor (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 1 and 2, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Paddington 2), Missi Pyle (Big Fish, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Captain Fantastic), James Fox (Patriot Games, The Remains of the Day, Mickey Blue Eyes), Deep Roy (The Neverending Story, Star Trek (2009), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), AnnaSophia Robb (Because of Winn-Dixie, Bridge to Terabithia, Race to Witch Mountain), and Christopher Lee (Dracula (1958), The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Corpse Bride).
CORPSE BRIDE:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
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With beautiful stop-motion animation, lovable characters, and catchy songs, Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride is a truly magical gothic romance and a well-deserved fan favorite in the director’s filmography!
The film features the voices of Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Tracey Ullman (The Tracey Ullman Show, Into the Woods, Onward), Paul Whitehouse (Alice in Wonderland 1 and 2, The Personal History of David Copperfield), Joanna Lumley (James and the Giant Peach, The Cat’s Meow, Paddington 2), Albert Finney, Richard E. Grant (Gosford Park, The Iron Lady, Logan), Christopher Lee, Michael Gough, Jane Horrocks (Chicken Run 1 and 2, Tinker Bell franchise, Arthur Christmas), Enn Reitel (The Adventures of Tintin), and Deep Roy.
SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
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Johnny Depp sings and slashes, the production design is amazing, and the songs are great, Tim Burton expertly brings Stephen Sondheim’s iconic musical to the screen with his film adaptation of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street!
The film also stars Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman (Die Hard, Harry Potter franchise, Love Actually), Timothy Spall (Topsy-Turvy, Harry Potter franchise, Mr. Turner), Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Borat, Hugo), Jamie Campbell Bower (RocknRolla, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter franchise), Laura Michelle Kelly (Agatha Christie Marple: Nemesis, Goddess), Jayne Wisener (Boogeyman 3, The Inbetweeners, Six Degrees), and Ed Sanders (Hugo).
ALICE IN WONDERLAND:
Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4
DISNEY
While impressive on a technical level, Tim Burton’s vision of Disney’s Alice in Wonderland is a bumpy adaptation that never quite delivers the chaotic reimagining audiences had hoped from such an inventive filmmaker!
The film stars Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska (The Kids Are All Right, Jane Eyre (2011), Crimson Peak), Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada, The Dark Knight Rises, Colossal), Crispin Glover (Back to the Future, Willard (2003), 9), Matt Lucas (Paddington, Wonka, Gladiator II), Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall, Stephen Fry (Wilde, Gosford Park, The Hobbit 2 and 3), Paul Whitehouse, and Michael Sheen (Frost/Nixon, The Twilight Saga, Tron: Legacy).
DARK SHADOWS:
Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4
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Tim Burton brings the classic Dark Shadows soap opera to the big screen in visually dark and kooky fashion, but the film mostly comes off as a shallow imitation of other, better movies from the director minus much of their charm!
The film stars Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green (Casino Royale, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children), Helena Bonham Carter, Chloë Grace Moretz (Kick-Ass 1 and 2, Hugo, Nimona), Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen, A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)), Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting 1 and 2, The Escapist, Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant), and Bella Heathcote (In Time, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Fifty Shades Darker).
FRANKENWEENIE:
Movie Review: **** out of 4
DISNEY
Tim Burton’s stop-motion animated feature film adaptation of his 1984 short, Frankenweenie blends a classic Frankenstein’s monster story with a sweet tale about a boy and his dog and a welcome return to classic Burton storytelling and filmmaking!
The film features the voices of Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short, Winonna Ryder, Martin Landau, Charlie Tahan (Love Is Strange, Ozark, A Complete Unknown), and Atticus Shaffer (The Lion Guard).
BIG EYES (MINI-RE-REVIEW!):
Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4
LANTERN ENTERTAINMENT
Big Eyes finds Tim Burton painting a lovely tribute to Margaret Keane that’s elevated by stellar performances by Amy Adams (Enchanted 1 and 2, The Fighter, American Hustle) and Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, Alita: Battle Angel)!
The film also stars Danny Huston (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Wonder Woman, The Naked Gun (2025)), Jon Polito (Miller’s Crossing, The Rocketeer, Gangster Squad), Kristen Ritter (Breaking Bad, Jessica Jones, Sonic the Hedgehog 3), Jason Schwartzman (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Moonrise Kingdom, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse), and Terence Stamp (Superman 1 and 2, Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, Yes Man).
MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN (MINI-RE-REVIEW!):
Movie Review: *** out of 4
20TH CENTURY FOX (20TH CENTURY STUDIOS)
Tim Burton’s film adaptation of Ransom Riggs’ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children has plenty of imagination and pure “Burtonisms” particularly during its climax even if the plot is somewhat clumsy at times!
The film stars Eva Green, Asa Butterfield (The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Hugo, Ender’s Game), Chris O’Dowd (Bridesmaids, St. Vincent, Molly’s Game), Allison Janney (Juno, I, Tonya, The Roses), Rupert Everett (My Best Friend’s Wedding, Shrek franchise, Stardust), Terence Stamp, Ella Purnell (Maleficent, Army of the Dead, Fallout), Judi Dench (James Bond franchise, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 1 and 2, Philomena), and Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kingsman: The Secret Service).
DUMBO (MINI-RE-REVIEW!):
Movie Review: ** 1/2 out of 4
DISNEY
Tim Burton brings a lot of visual dazzle to his reimagining of Disney’s Dumbo and there are some genuinely impressive moments, unfortunately it’s bogged down by horrendously wooden acting and uninspired storytelling!
The film stars Colin Farrell (Daredevil, Seven Psychopaths, The Penguin), Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Eva Green, and Alan Arkin.
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE:
Movie Review: *** out of 4
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While Beetlejuice Beetlejuice’s narrative hits a lot of the same beats as its 1988 predecessor and at times gets unfocused, Tim Burton’s imaginative direction and Michael Keaton’s zany return as the titular character make it a ghoulishly fun trip back to the Land of the Dead!
The film also stars Winonna Ryder and Catherine O’Hara reprising their roles, Jenna Ortega (Scream 5 and 6, Wednesday, X), Monica Belucci (The Matrix 2 and 3, The Brothers Grimm, Spectre), Justin Theroux (Mullholland Drive, The Girl on the Train, Bumblebee), Willem Dafoe (Spider-Man, The Lighthouse, Nosferatu), Arthur Conti (House of the Dragon), and Danny DeVito.
PRODUCER-ONLY FILMS:
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Movie Review: **** out of 4 (5 stars on my Letterboxd)
DISNEY
With gorgeous stop-motion animation, memorable characters, and classic songs, Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas is an absolute holiday classic thanks to Burton’s creative storytelling and Henry Selick (James and the Giant Peach, Coraline, Wendell and Wild)’s masterful direction!
The film features the voices of Chris Sarandon (Fright Night, The Princess Bride, Child’s Play), Catherine O’Hara, William Hickey (Prizzi’s Honor, Major Payne, Mouse Hunt), Gene Shadix (Beetlejuice, Love Affair, Planet of the Apes(2001), Paul Reubens, Ken Page (All Dogs Go to Heaven, Cats (1998), Dreamgirls), and Joe Ranft (Toy Story 1 and 2, Monsters, Inc., Finding Nemo).
CABIN BOY:
Movie Review: ** out of 4
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Chris Elliott (Saturday Night Live, There’s Something About Mary, Scary Movie 2) is clearly trying and the supporting cast get a few laughs, unfortunately Cabin Boy is too obnoxious to be considered funny, has amusing production design and visual effects though!
The film also stars Ritch Brinkley (Beauty and the Beast, Murphy Brown, Breakdown), Brian Doyle-Murray (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, JFK, SpongeBob Squarepants), James Gammon (Major League 1 and 2, The Adventures of Huck Finn, The Iron Giant), Brion James (Blade Runner, Tango & Cash, The Fifth Element), and Melora Walters (Dead Poets Society, Boogie Nights, Matchstick Men); and is directed by screenwriter Adam Resnick (The Larry Sanders Show, Lucky Numbers, Death to Smoochy) with Burton producing.
BATMAN FOREVER:
Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4
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Batman Forever has impressive production design and explores a few interesting ideas, but the first of Joel Schumacher (The Lost Boys, Falling Down, The Phantom of the Opera (2004))’s Batman films is an awkward middle ground between the dark themes of Burton’s predecessors and cheesy Adam West-style camp!
The film stars Val Kilmer (Willow, Top Gun 1 and 2, Tombstone), Tommy Lee Jones (Men in Black trilogy, Captain America: The First Avenger, Lincoln), Jim Carrey (The Mask, Liar Liar, Sonic the Hedgehog trilogy), Nicole Kidman (Eyes Wide Shut, Aquaman 1 and 2, Babygirl), Chris O’Donnell (School Ties, Vertical Limit, Kinsey), Drew Barrymore (E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Wedding Singer, Charlie’s Angels 1 and 2), and Michael Gough and Pat Hingle reprising their roles from Batman and Batman Returns.
JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH:
Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4
DISNEY
While its narrative often gets unfocused, James and the Giant Peach is a gorgeously animated adaptation of Roald Dahl’s classic story that still retains the whimsy and dark elements of its source material!
The film stars Paul Terry, Joanna Lumley, Miriam Margolyes (End of Days, Harry Potter franchise, The Man Who Invented Christmas), and Pete Postlethwaite (The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Inception, The Town); and features the voices of Margolyes, Simon Callow (Amadeus, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Shakespeare in Love), Richard Dreyfuss (Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Mr. Holland’s Opus), Jane Leeves (Frasier, Miracle on 34th Street(1994), Music of the Heart), David Thewlis (Black Beauty, Harry Potter franchise, The Theory of Everything), and Susan Sarandon (The Witches of Eastwick, Thelma & Louise, Enchanted); and is directed by Henry Selick with Burton producing.
9:
Movie Review: *** out of 4
FOCUS FEATURES
A dreary yet beautifully animated feature film adaptation of the 9 short with a grim depiction of an apocalyptic future, dark themes, and a glimmer of hope by the end though the film itself is rather shallow!
The film features the voices of Elijah Wood (The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Happy Feet 1 and 2, Tron: Uprising), John C. Reilly (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Step Brothers, Wreck-It Ralph 1 and 2), Jennifer Connelly (Labyrinth, A Beautiful Mind, Top Gun: Maverick), Crispin Glover, Martin Landau, and Christopher Plummer (Up, The Man Who Invented Christmas, All the Money in the World); and is directed by the original short’s director Shane Acker with Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Ben-Hur (2016)) producing.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER:
Movie Review: ** out of 4
20TH CENTURY FOX (20TH CENTURY STUDIOS)
Despite its immensely stupid premise and glimmers of over-the-top silliness, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’s decidedly serious tone bogs down what should have been entertaining trash even with some talented leads!
The film stars Benjamin Walker (In the Heart of the Sea, The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power, September 5), Dominic Cooper (Mamma Mia! 1 and 2, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Dracula Untold), Anthony Mackie (8 Mile, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Zero Dark Thirty), Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Sky High, Scott Pilgrim VS the World, Birds of Prey), Rufus Sewell (The Illusionist, Hercules (2014), Old), and Marton Csokas (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Last Duel, Cuckoo); and is directed by Timur Bekmambetov with Burton producing.
ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS (MINI-RE-REVIEW!):
Movie Review: ** out of 4
DISNEY
Alice Through the Looking Glass is as visually impressive as ever and has a few unique moments, unfortunately this is a very forgettable sequel to a live-action Disney remake that leaves no impression once it ends!
The film stars Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Mia Wasinowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Stephen Fry, Michael Sheen, Timothy Spall, and the late Alan Rickman in his final role reprising their roles from Alice in Wonderland (2010), Sacha Baron Cohen and Rhys Ifans (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, The Amazing Spider-Man, House of the Dragon); and is directed by James Bobin (The Muppets (2011)/Muppets Most Wanted, Dora and the Lost City of Gold) with Burton producing.
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