THE TRANSPORTER: REFUELED:
MORE LIKE THE TRANSPORTER:
REHASHED!
By Nico Beland
Movie Review: * 1/2 out of 4
EUROPACORP
Ed
Skrein as Frank Martin AKA the Transporter in The Transporter: Refueled
Wow, and I thought rebooting the Fantastic Four was a pointless idea; this is beyond desperate and
confusing at the same time. English rapper, Ed Skrein (Game of Thrones) takes on the iconic role that made Jason Statham
the action star he is today in the fourth installment of The Transporter franchise, The
Transporter: Refueled, not to mention the first Transporter movie released
since 2008’s Transporter 3, which was
a pretty weak sequel to an enjoyably silly franchise.
So what did they do here? Make it even weaker, for
example replacing Jason Statham with Skrein, that’s strike 1, the f ilm
rehashing elements from other Transporter
movies, specifically Transporter 2,
that’s strike 2, and the film tries too hard to find a midpoint between a
sequel and a reboot, and ultimately fails at both, that’s strike 3. This
pointless movie was made pretty much just to do what they did for Jason Statham
with Ed Skrein.
The first Transporter
is a fun movie, undeniably flawed but it’s an entertaining movie that’s over
the top, a nd full of thrills and suave. Jason Statham’s performance isn’t Oscar worthy but he’s a likable action
star and he sure knows how to kick some ass, so naturally the film was a hit so
producer Luc Besson (The Fifth Element,
The Messenger: Story of Joan of Arc, Taken trilogy) started getting ideas for
its sequel, Transporter 2.
Some of the fun and action wasn’t quite as fresh the
second time around with Transporter 2,
but the plot was well put together and gripping and it’s usually the Transporter movie plot that most people
remember, and of course it got plenty of Jason Statham cool that helped keep it
afloat, so again, big hit, th ird movie was on the way.
Transporter 3
release d in 2008 was when the franchise really started to lose its action
packed fun, the action was generic, the characters lacked development, and
overall you just don’t care for anything and anyone that happened throughout
the movie, so it was a dud, like most third installments.
So about seven years later, Besson returned with a fourth
installment or a reboot or something known as The Transporter: Refueled, in the
director’s chair is Camille Delamarre (Brick
Mansions) and Ed Skrein in Jason Statham’s place as Frank Martin AKA the
Transporter, and boy does it fail hard.
Frank Martin, a former special-ops mercenary is now
living a less perilous and more peaceful life, so he thinks. Transporting classified
packages for questionable people. His father (Ray Stevenson-Punisher: War Zone, Thor, Divergent) visits
him in the south of France and their father-son bonding takes a turn for the
worse when Frank is called in by a cunning femme-fatale, Anna (Loan Chabanol-Fading Gigolo, Third Person) and her three seductive sidekicks to put together the
bank heist of the century.
Frank must use his covert expertise and fast car and fast
driving knowledge to outrun a sinister Russian kingpin or thrust into a game of
chess with a team of beautiful women out for revenge.
Overall, The
Transporter: Refueled is thoroughly pointless and questionable in its
existence, the film needs to pick one, is it going to be a sequel or is it
going to be a reboot? Because it fails at being both, the film tries too hard
to do fan service from better installments of the series while doing things
that are completely different.
Remember the deadly disease that was spreading in the
second movie? Yeah, they do that again here with Frank’s father and people who
have seen the second movie can probably guess what was really put into his
body. And of course the traditional parking garage gang fight from Transporter 2 returns in this, only here
it’s incredibly awkward due to Jason Statham not being the one fighting and
this Transporter cliché really
overstayed its welcome, it’s just constant rehashing of the first two movies
and a climax that consists entirely of typical action movie clichés, and
ultimately becomes a watered down, half ass hybrid clone of the first two
movies but without Statham.
Even on its own, The
Transporter: Refueled fails as an action movie, aside from a few fun action
sequences and an awesome chase on an airplane runway , the action is very
standard and it’s all stuff we’ve seen in the other three films, that’s usually
the time to look at your watch and see how much longer you have in the theater.
And let’s not forget, Ed Skrein’s performance as the Transporter,
prior to watching this I looked back at the other three Transporter movies with Jason Statham and Skrein doesn’t even come
close to matching Jason Statham. He’s clearly trying to mimic exactly what
Jason Statham did in the other three movies and it comes off as awkward, this
guy isn’t the Transporter, it’s a guy pretending to be the Transporter, Statham
is the one true Transporter and this is a failed attempt at recreating it.
It isn’t as bad as Fantastic
Four or Hitman: Agent 47 but it’s
sti ll a very lousy installment of the once great Transporter franchise. If you want a better sequel/reboot
experience, stream Mad Max: Fury Road
instead, it’s a much better option as a sequel or reboot and it works on its
own as a film, this clearly doesn’t.
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