Monday, January 27, 2014

I, Frankenstein review

I, FRANKENSTEIN:
VERY, VERY BAD MONSTER!
By Nico Beland
Movie Review: * 1/2 out of 4
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Aaron Eckhart in a war between gargoyles and demons in I, Frankenstein

            The creators of the popular Underworld franchise and director Stuart Beattie (Tomorrow, When the War Began) have joined forces to bring Kevin Grevioux’s graphic novel  to life in this film version of I, Frankenstein. I’ve never read the graphic novel before so I don’t know how faithful it is to the source material, I’m just someone who was somewhat interested in the movie after seeing the trailer. 

It didn’t look great, but it seemed like it could be a fun movie with an interesting premise where Frankenstein’s Monster is interacting in a more modern society. Though it also reminded me a lot of Underworld which I guess is fine, I enjoy the first Underworld at least as a fun, dumb action movie. 

This is basically Underworld but with Frankenstein and somehow even worse. The two-hundred-year war between gargoyles and demons is literally the same exact thing as the vampire and Lycan war from the Underworld movies just replace Kate Beckinsale with Aaron Eckhart. 

Many years ago, scientist, Victor Frankenstein has created his greatest creation ever, a monster known as Adam (Aaron Eckhart-The Dark KnightThank You For Smoking), but suddenly rejects it, so in an act of revenge the creature murders Victor’s wife and flees. Adam continues to live in a present human world where vigilant gargoyles and menacing demons battle each other for ultimate power. 

Soon he finds himself caught in the middle of the war as both groups race to find the secret to Adam’s immortality in a barrage of action sequences and special effects. 

Overall, I, Frankenstein has some impressive set pieces Aaron Eckhart gives a fine enough performance despite the lackluster material, but even his presence cannot save this dreary monster of a film that was stitched together. I can tell Eckhart is trying to make this material work and I give him credit for his attempt to bring Frankenstein to life because he’s the only actor in this who actually gives some passion to his performance. 

The writing is dreadful to the point of unintentional hilarity and much of acting besides Eckhart has this dry, robotic passionless delivery despite great actors like Bill Nighy and Miranda Otto being in the film, I hope the pay was good at least. Not even some talented actors could save writing consisting of lame exposition and clichéd dialogue. 

If they were to throw out the Underworld-like plot and did something fresh and new with the story, it probably would have been considered a decent action fantasy flick. It’s a shame because I saw aspects of an interesting movie here as I wouldn’t mind seeing a movie about the Frankenstein monster in a more modern or futuristic environment and seeing how he’d interact with society. The downside is if a different movie used this kind of premise regardless of how it turns out, people would probably compare it to I, Frankenstein.  

The action can sometimes be fun like seeing Aaron Eckhart battle a bunch of CGI gargoyles. Sure, a lot of it looks like a cutscene from a video game and less like a film you paid to see in theaters especially how terrible the CGI looks, but these are pretty much the only times where the movie comes close to being somewhat enjoyable. 

This is easily one of the laziest and most soulless attempts at a Frankenstein movie I’ve ever seen and I suggest skipping this entirely and instead just stay at home and watch the original Frankenstein from Universal, the Kenneth Branagh version, or even Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie. Aside from some occasionally fun action and unintentionally silly moments, there is virtually no reason to experience let alone revisit this monster, the smart thing to do is to let this monster die in peace. 

Friday, January 17, 2014

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit review

JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT:
LOUD, COMPLEX, AND EXCITING FROM START TO FINISH!
By Nico Beland
Movie Review: *** out of 4
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Chris Pine in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

            From director Kenneth Branagh (Thor) and starring Chris Pine (Star Trek, Unstoppable, Rise of the Guardians) comes the latest film adaption based on the late Tom Clancy’s (author of Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, The Sum of All Fears, and The Hunt for Red October) chilling novels, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit. While it’s not the best film adaptation of Clancy’s books, it’s still very entertaining thanks to Branagh’s always epic direction.
            The movie follows CIA agent, Jack Ryan (Chris Pine) in his years as a Marine during 9/11 through a duty tour in Afghanistan. Suddenly the helicopter he was riding it is blasted down by a missile, nearly killing him, and is scarred by it forever.
            As time passes, Jack becomes an analyst in the Financial Intelligence Unit of the modern CIA, under the guardianship of his handler named Harper (Kevin Costner-Field of Dreams, Waterworld, Man of Steel). During his time as an analyst, he uncovers a Russian financial terrorist plot to collapse the United States economy.
            Jack must go from analyst to badass spy and fight for his life, and for the lives of countless others. In fact he must do this while protecting the most important person in his life, his fiancée, Cathy (Keira Knightley-Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Anna Karenina).
            Overall Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is a fun dumb action flick, lots of gunfire, car chases, fistfights, and explosions galore. It’s not as great as the previous Tom Clancy films, but it’s a decent reboot of the popular action franchise.
            Besides the dumb action, the film cleverly throws in some intelligent suspense,
Ryan and the CIA are gathering information on the Russian terrorists and going undercover to find out everything they plan to do, leading up to a thrilling climax involving a bomb. Trust me, your eyes will be glued to the screen during the climax, big action and powerful sound quality (Yeah, I saw it on IMAX).
            Hopefully this will lead to more Tom Clancy films in the future because every movie adaptation of his books were intelligently entertaining and charged with dumb over the top action. Pine makes a good Jack Ryan, not sure how he is compared to Harrison Ford or Alec Baldwin, but all three of them are enjoyable to watch, sorry Affleck, nothing personal.

            So, not the best Clancy film, not the worst, but it’s fun, loud, and should keep fans of the previous films or books entertained enough.